Jeney: Young Tender
Not to toot my own horn, but a woman I met in prison called me a “young tender.”
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Tomorrow, while I slave away at work, Cedric and Noah arrive at my house. They’ll stay overnight, and the next day I’ll slave away at work again while Hannah hogs Noah even more, making him love her more than he loves me. Through all this, I will continue to love all my children equally, and will not…
Jeney: Awkward Stories
Tonight a salesman (Jeremy) from the local phone book company came over to our house to discuss our yellow page ad. We discussed how big the ad would be and it’s design. We talked about the price and exactly what was included for such a sum. We discovered that we would be able to have…
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Jeney: Call of Duty
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