Violet, during a quiet moment hiking with a group in Yosemite: If it was just me and David left, I’d eat David.
All the kids in the class at church tonight were drawing castles. Frank was drawing snipers on top of the castles. Too much Call of Duty.
Frank, after some (playfully) rude comments: Mom, can you get something for me? Me: Can you speak more nicely? Frank: Yes. So get it… Me: That isn’t nice. Frank: …foxy lady.